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So, you have decided that you don’t want to die. You’ve decided you want to live among us, and surrender your planet to us. Joining us is easy. Just contact our temporary leader: Aneres Nehc, by using your noggin, and using your so-called ‘modern technology.?Email her/him at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Once your request is processed, Aneres Nehc will send you the MCTTA code, which you will sigh and send back. Also input "MCTTA Membership Request" in the subject line, state your title (name), the number of years that you have wasted (age), place of existence (country), connection (Email address), and a reason why you are worthy of our acknowledgement. Once we have processed thisdata, you shall receive a newsletter every month, and our code of conduct (aka do what you’re told, or we’ll moon you!)
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