Welcome, visitor. Today is
We are the creatures of planet Mars. The most noble of alien civilizations. (Not that we're tooting our own horn or anything.) You too, can live among our kind, generous, giving community. (Only ﳜ9.952 [Martian money]) Our hearts are always open to new follower *ahem* I mean members.
Mars is a very under rated planet and we wish to raise awareness on the number of tomatoes that the humans of planet Earth are brutally murdering everyday, especially in Spain.
Charles Henry the 2nd was our leader until he betrayed us and killed my father/mother (we are not sure whether it was a he or a she.)
We are now in search of a new leader to head our association of tomato protection
protestors. This may be you. YOU, may be the future leader of our organization.
We have already declared war on your planet. If you wish to live, J O I N U S . . .
© M.C.T.T.A. 1900BC - 2005AD